*Added thoughts from later in the afternoon: It occurs to me that I have provided zero life lessons in this post. So, here's my attempt at reconciling my title faux pas.
- Lesson #1 of the day: always email professors when you plan on visiting their office hours. 99% of the time, the hours will be cancelled on the one day of the semester you show up.
- Lesson #2: Try not to cringe or laugh when a student asks you if you're Asian when you're clearly a southern white chick. Stick to yes or no. Or there's always the joke, "Why yes, I'm CAUC-Asian." Seriously.